Barbie attempts to stay relevant during lockdown from mummy and daddy's second home
The gang all feel fine, so they meet up in the park and have a lovely day
With the NHS under increasing strain, Top Knot Ken makes the mistake of googling his symptoms
Barbie reads about ocean plastic pollution, has existential crisis
Ken asks Top Knot Ken about his opinions on Marcel Proust’s ‘In Search of Lost Time’. “Totally” replies Top Knot Ken
Richard Branson Ken asks for UK taxpayer money whilst masturbating into private ocean
Not covered by the government’s furlough scheme, Curvy Barbie takes matters into her own hands
“Oh the irony” remarks Ken, “Awkward” replies Top Knot Ken, not wanting to be left out
Following the latest medical advice from President Donald Trump, Top Knot Ken self-immolates to protect from Covid-19
Ken fantasises about being on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race
With restaurants closed and take aways struggling, Ken tries not to burn his sausage
Barbie offers unqualified medical advice, receives lucrative sportswear endorsement
Top Knot Ken live streams his mindfulness session
With rapidly declining follower numbers and her endorsements on the line, Barbie pulls out the big guns
Epidemiologist, Amanda Holden Barbie, helpfully re-tweets coronavirus 5G conspiracies
Goop Barbie relies on the NHS to pick up pieces after vagina steaming accident
With a shameful lack of PPE available for frontline NHS staff, Doctor Barbie is forced to provide her own
The Kens get their blood pumping in the garden
Dennis-Rodman Ken pops over to check on the health of his mate, Ken Jong-Un
Following a change of government slogan, Top Knot Ken stays alert
With Lockdown taking its toll on the nations mental health, the Kens self medicate
Musical Barbie suffers from Anomic Aphasia, but can’t remember what it’s called
With the nation on lockdown, wildlife tentatively returns to the streets of London
Barbie attempts to flog her excess toilet roll on eBay
Dominic Cummings drives to the castle for an eye test.
