Barbie attempts to stay relevant during lockdown from mummy and daddy's second home
                      
                    The gang all feel fine, so they meet up in the park and have a lovely day
                      With the NHS under increasing strain, Top Knot Ken makes the mistake of googling his symptoms
                      
                    Barbie reads about ocean plastic pollution, has existential crisis
                      
                    Ken asks Top Knot Ken about his opinions on Marcel Proust’s ‘In Search of Lost Time’. “Totally” replies Top Knot Ken
                      
                    Richard Branson Ken asks for UK taxpayer money whilst masturbating into private ocean
                      
                    Not covered by the government’s furlough scheme, Curvy Barbie takes matters into her own hands
                      
                    “Oh the irony” remarks Ken, “Awkward” replies Top Knot Ken, not wanting to be left out
                      
                    Following the latest medical advice from President Donald Trump, Top Knot Ken self-immolates to protect from Covid-19
                      
                    Ken fantasises about being on the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race
                      
                    With restaurants closed and take aways struggling, Ken tries not to burn his sausage
                      
                    Barbie offers unqualified medical advice, receives lucrative sportswear endorsement
                      
                    Top Knot Ken live streams his mindfulness session
                      
                    With rapidly declining follower numbers and her endorsements on the line, Barbie pulls out the big guns
                      
                    Epidemiologist, Amanda Holden Barbie, helpfully re-tweets coronavirus 5G conspiracies
                      
                    Goop Barbie relies on the NHS to pick up pieces after vagina steaming accident
                      
                    With a shameful lack of PPE available for frontline NHS staff, Doctor Barbie is forced to provide her own
                      
                    The Kens get their blood pumping in the garden
                      
                    Dennis-Rodman Ken pops over to check on the health of his mate, Ken Jong-Un
                      
                    Following a change of government slogan, Top Knot Ken stays alert
                      
                    With Lockdown taking its toll on the nations mental health, the Kens self medicate
                      
                    Musical Barbie suffers from Anomic Aphasia, but can’t remember what it’s called
                      
                    With the nation on lockdown, wildlife tentatively returns to the streets of London
                      
                    Barbie attempts to flog her excess toilet roll on eBay
                      
                    Dominic Cummings drives to the castle for an eye test.
                      
                    
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
          
        
        
      
    
